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Come up with a funny caption for this photo of Kevin Nash with HHH and Scott Hall and send it to

minesht@drunkenmaster.net.


I will put the best ones on the site



some past examples



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Jay Leno tries to impress Kevin Nash by talking about his one wrestling match at Hog Wild. Needless to say that even an all-fake human blow-up doll to the rock stars is more interesting than Jay Leno.
by maddog

Kevin (to Pamela): "I love ya."
Jay Leno: "KEVIN! I THOUGHT YOU SAID I WAS THE ONLY ONE FOR YOU!!"
by $*.:*R@cH*:.*$

Nash: "Hey Pamela, I would get up and show you why they call me "Big Sexy", but I'd probably tear a bicep..."
by PCFreak418

*"Dammit mom, I told you to knock before you enter! (Thinking to himself) Good thing I clicked out of that porn site before she walked in, oh it's true!"
by David Ames

*"Hey this computer has told me to press any key, where the hell is the any key?"
by kiran pandé

*Angle: "I'm gonna reply to this fan mail that I've got here...now if I can figure out how to use this..."
Cameraman: "Try using the mouse Kurt"
Angle: (Eyes lights up) "You mean this long bar I've got right here?"
by Christine Hardy

*Angle: "OH MY GOD look at this thing its amazing! If I push this button it makes a really funny noise!"
Computer: ''All data stored in hard drive has now been deleted."
Angle: "WOW how cool!"
by nase

*"Uhh, Scott, do you have to do that black and white thing for EVERY room you enter?"
by Chris Westway

*Scott: "Chris, did you get the alcohol I wanted?"
Chris: "Of course, but Scott, don't you think you have had enough beer today."
Scott [laughing]: "What's the WWE going to do, fire me?"
by Cameron4000

*Jericho (thinking): "Oh great Hall's drunk again, just smile and nod!"
by BigP105290

*"Hey yo...I kinda just got fired, and I need to borrow a couple bucks for the bus and.......why are you laughing?"
by Just Joe

*Scott Hall : "Hey Yo!! Hey Jericho!! Have you seen my trainers?"
Jericho: (smiles and thinks to himself) "Christ man, you smell like a freaking brewery!"
by Chris Turner



*Steph: "Hunter, my lips are stuck!!"
HHH: "What?!!"
Steph: "My lips they're stuck..I used that new lippy you gave me."
HHH: "What new lippy??"
Steph: "You know the one in the blue tub thing.
HHH: "Uhh Steph that's not lipstick.. that's the super-glue I bought to repair my boots!!"
by John Babbington

*HHH: "Erm, Steph.. I'm trying to look at my watch"
by Dire182

*Steph: "I think this wax model of HHH is starting to melt because I am stuck."
by Danny Smith